Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        But he looked in the glass,
        And saw his own ass,
And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        He said with a grin,
        While wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with a raven.
        He said with a grin
        As he wiped off his chin,
"Nevermore!"

There was a young man from Peru,
Who took a long trip by canoe.
        While staring at Venus,
        And rubbing his penis,
He wound up with a handful of goo.

There was a young man from Purdue
Who was only just learning to screw,
        But he hadn't the knack,
        And he got too far back --
In the right church, but in the wrong pew.

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine.
        Concave or convex,
        It served either sex,
But oh what a bitch to keep clean.

There was a young man from Rangoon
Who used to lament 'neath the moon
        That he had the luck
        To be born of a fuck
That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

There was a young man from Salinas
Who had an extremely long penis:
        Believe it or not,
        When he lay on his cot
It reached from Marin to Martinez.

There was a young man from Seattle
Whose testicles tended to rattle.
        He said as he fuck-ed
        Some stones in a bucket,
"If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."

There was a young man from Siam
Who said, "I go in with a wham,
        But I soon lose my starch
        Like the mad month of March,
And the lion comes out like a lamb."