Freebsd Limericks

There was a young miss from Johore
Who'd lie on a mat on the floor;
        In a manner uncanny
        She'd wobble her fanny,
And drain your nuts dry to the core.

There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
        Till he did to a nun
        What shouldn't be done
And made her a mother superia'.

There was a young monk from Tibet
And this is the damnedest one yet
        His cock was so long
        And incredibly strong
That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.

There was a young monk in Siberia,
Whose morals were very inferior,
        He jumped on a nun
        Which he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.

There was a young monk of Dundee
Who complained that it hurt him to pee,
        He said, "Pax vobiscum,
        Now why won't the piss come?
I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."

There was a young parson of Harwich,
Tried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.
        She said, "No, you young goose,
        Just try self-abuse.
And the other we'll try after marriage."

There was a young peasant named Gorse
Who fell madly in love with his horse.
        Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
        That horse is a stallion --
This constitutes grounds for divorce."

There was a young person of Kent
Who was famous wherever he went.
        All the way through a fuck,
        He would quack like a duck,
And he crowed like a cock when he spent.

There was a young physicist named Fisk
Whose lovemaking was rather brisk.
        So quick was his action,
        The Lorentz Contraction
Shortened his rod to a disc !!

There was a young plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
        She said, "Stop your plumbing,
        There's somebody coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."