Freebsd Limericks: 736 of 860 |
There was a young monk from Tibet
And this is the damnedest one yet
His cock was so long
And incredibly strong
That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.
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Freebsd Limericks: 737 of 860 |
There was a young monk in Siberia,
Whose morals were very inferior,
He jumped on a nun
Which he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.
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Freebsd Limericks: 738 of 860 |
There was a young monk of Dundee
Who complained that it hurt him to pee,
He said, "Pax vobiscum,
Now why won't the piss come?
I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."
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Freebsd Limericks: 739 of 860 |
There was a young parson of Harwich,
Tried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.
She said, "No, you young goose,
Just try self-abuse.
And the other we'll try after marriage."
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Freebsd Limericks: 740 of 860 |
There was a young peasant named Gorse
Who fell madly in love with his horse.
Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
That horse is a stallion --
This constitutes grounds for divorce."
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Freebsd Limericks: 741 of 860 |
There was a young person of Kent
Who was famous wherever he went.
All the way through a fuck,
He would quack like a duck,
And he crowed like a cock when he spent.
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Freebsd Limericks: 742 of 860 |
There was a young physicist named Fisk
Whose lovemaking was rather brisk.
So quick was his action,
The Lorentz Contraction
Shortened his rod to a disc !!
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Freebsd Limericks: 743 of 860 |
There was a young plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."
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Freebsd Limericks: 744 of 860 |
There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know,
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
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Freebsd Limericks: 745 of 860 |
There was a young royal marine,
Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen".
When he reached the soprano
Out came only guano
And his britches weren't fit to be seen.
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