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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
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Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
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Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D. J. Hicks
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Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
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Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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-- Ogden Nash
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Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.