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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2101 of 2327

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
                -- Victor Borge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2102 of 2327

Laura's Law:
        No child throws up in the bathroom.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2103 of 2327

Lavish spending can be disastrous.
Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2104 of 2327

Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum
force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
                -- Richard M. Nixon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2105 of 2327

Law of Communications:
        The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
        between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
        area of misunderstanding.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2106 of 2327

Law of Continuity:
        Experiments should be reproducible.
        They should all fail the same way.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2107 of 2327

Law of Probable Dispersal:
        Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2108 of 2327

Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
        the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2109 of 2327

Law of Selective Gravity:
        An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:
        The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
        down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
        You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2110 of 2327

Law of the Jungle:
        He who hesitates is lunch.
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