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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
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No child throws up in the bathroom.
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Lavish spending can be disastrous.
Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
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Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum
force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
-- Richard M. Nixon
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Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
area of misunderstanding.
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Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible.
They should all fail the same way.
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Law of Probable Dispersal:
Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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Law of the Jungle:
He who hesitates is lunch.