Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 1, 2008

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down...
Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down. -- Chazal

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture."

Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know...
Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name. Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams. Touch the stained glass with your cheek, And feel its chill upon your blood. Hold a candle to...