Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 27, 2008

"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting...
"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9

I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together...
I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4

If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes...
If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9

If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live...
If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.7

Insufficient facts always invite danger. --...
Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9

Insults are effective only where emotion is present...
Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1

As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven...
As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks. Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestations; Every manifestation had seven symptoms. Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks, How many losses at Project MAC?

I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...

I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT...
I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY ... BACKWARDS!!