Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 3, 2008

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes"...
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X

no maintenance: Impossible to fix.
no maintenance: Impossible to fix.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech...
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. -- Clifton Fadiman

There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely,...
There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land. He also wished in his heart that the son ould be wise and compassionate. One day he said to the prince: "If...

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. --...
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

/\ SUN of them wants to use you, \\ \ / \ \\ / ...
/\ SUN of them wants to use you, \\ \ / \ \\ / SUN of them wants to be used by you, / / \/ / //\ \//\ \// / SUN of them wants to abuse you, / / /\ / / \\ \ SUN of them wants to be abused ... \ \\ \/ ...

A little word of doubtful number, A foe to rest and peaceful...
A little word of doubtful number, A foe to rest and peaceful slumber. If you add an "s" to this, Great is the metamorphosis. Plural is plural now no more, And sweet what bitter was before. What am I?

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.