| Humor: Saturday February 9, 2008 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 9, 2008Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926 Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in... Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 9, 2008
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