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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 13, 2008


He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.
He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream...
Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world... -- Wally Shawn

God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains...
God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions. -- De Caussade

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