Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 17, 2008

An old gentleman's crotchets and quibblings Were a terrible...
An old gentleman's crotchets and quibblings Were a terrible trial to his siblings, But he was not removed Till one day it was proved That the bell-ropes were damp with his dribblings. -- Edward Gorey

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to...
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless. The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation...

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is,...
That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is, is not that, that is not. That, that is not, is not that, that is.

To do two things at once is to do neither. -- Publilius...
To do two things at once is to do neither. -- Publilius Syrus