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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 26, 2008


It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have...
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. -- Voltaire

Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water,...
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.

You can't take damsel here now.
You can't take damsel here now.

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