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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 7, 2008


A list is only as strong as its weakest link...
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. -- Don Knuth

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth...
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting...
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.

There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with...
There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with his end. She took hold of Rover, And felt it all over, And it did what she didn't intend.

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