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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 24, 2008


Oh I'm just a typical American boy From a typical American...
Oh I'm just a typical American boy From a typical American town. I believe in God and Senator Dodd And keeping old Castro down. And when it came my time to serve I knew "Better Dead Than Red", But when I got to my old draft board, Buddy, this...

The truth you speak has no past and no future. It is,...
The truth you speak has no past and no future. It is, and that's all it needs to be.

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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