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Feb 2, 2006

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder...
Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew...
Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places! -- Mae West

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness...
Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill...
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy


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