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Jul 19, 2012

If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial...
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs...
If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute...
If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate. -- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I...
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton In the sciences, we are now uniquely priviledged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald...

If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd...
If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have given up being a rock 'n' roll star. -- G. Hirst


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