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Jul 18, 2012

A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday...
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious...
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.

A manager asked a programmer how long it would take...
A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working. "I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied. "I think you are being unrealistic," said the manager...

A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer...
A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well. As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it,...

A manager went to the master programmer and showed...
A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?" "It will take...


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