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Jul 26, 2012

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend...
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.

My, how you've changed since I've changed.
My, how you've changed since I've changed.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man,...
'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis. -- The Mad Palindromist

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are...
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there...
Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where there is not or that there is not space to list it all, etc.


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