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Jun 1, 2013

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things...
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking. -- Jerome Lettvin

Equal bytes for women.
Equal bytes for women.

Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me...
Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me. -- Early Jewish Resistance Leader

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for...
Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company. "Ever since they threatened to fire me."

Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten...
Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben; Und aller-mumsige Burggoven Dir mohmen Rath ausgraben.


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