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Jun 6, 2013

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's...
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly. -- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated...
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer...
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my mem'ry melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make a beer.

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as...
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Nash

I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree...
I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree. But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn. A logging firm from out of town Came and chopped the trees all down. But I will trick those dirty skunks And write a brand new poem called...


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