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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 171 of 3566 |
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it
adds up to be real money.
-- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 172 of 3566 |
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 173 of 3566 |
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 174 of 3566 |
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 175 of 3566 |
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
enlightened him with ours.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 176 of 3566 |
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 177 of 3566 |
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 178 of 3566 |
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
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