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Sep 6, 2015

Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy...
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.

Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things...
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.


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