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Sep 22, 2015

If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing...
If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal purposes. -- J. Edgar Hoover

If everybody minded their own business, the world would...
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster. -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still...
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell

If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been...
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.

If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us...
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield


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