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May 17, 2017

The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make...
The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny...
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.

The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention...
The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if...
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.

The personal computer market is about the same size as...
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose" -- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd.,...


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