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May 8, 2017

QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and...
QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."

QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's...
QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."

QOTD: "It seems to me that your antenna doesn't...
QOTD: "It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore."

QOTD: "It was so cold last winter that I saw...
QOTD: "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

QOTD: "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't...
QOTD: "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."


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