Freebsd Fortunes 6

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.

The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.

The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip
market.  Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and
is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose"
                -- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd., 1982

The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that,
when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers
become soft.

The philosopher's treatment of a question
is like the treatment of an illness.
                -- Wittgenstein.

The Phone Booth Rule:
        A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.

The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.  The batter swang
and missed.  The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter
connected.  He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center
fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were
blound by the sun and he dropped it.
                -- Dizzy Dean

The plural of spouse is spice.