Freebsd Fortunes 5

QOTD:
        "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
        hands in his own pockets."

QOTD:
        "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."

QOTD:
        "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

QOTD:
        "It's been Monday all week today."

QOTD:
        "It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."

QOTD:
        "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if
        the ace is missing from his deck altogether."

QOTD:
        "It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."

QOTD:
        "It's sort of a threat, you see.  I've never been very good at
        them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective."

QOTD:
        "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint.  And then go on
        strike.  To make less money."

QOTD:
        "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
        all of my stuff."