Freebsd Fortunes 5

QOTD:
        "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."

QOTD:
        "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."

QOTD:
        "It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
        stations anymore."

QOTD:
        "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
        hands in his own pockets."

QOTD:
        "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."

QOTD:
        "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

QOTD:
        "It's been Monday all week today."

QOTD:
        "It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."

QOTD:
        "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if
        the ace is missing from his deck altogether."

QOTD:
        "It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."