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Jul 24, 2017

Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.

Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows...
Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete boot procedure.

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for 2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for 2 days without crashing!

Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so
Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so


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