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Oct 8, 2018

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one.
It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one.

It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than to gain 'x'...
It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than to gain 'x' number of pounds.

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will...
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.

The other line moves faster.
The other line moves faster.


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