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Mar 22, 2018

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter...
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you...
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

life, n.: Learning about people the hard way --...
life, n.: Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.

life, n.: That brief interlude between nothingness...
life, n.: That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.

lighthouse, n.: A tall building on the seashore...
lighthouse, n.: A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.

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