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Mar 19, 2018

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature...
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to...
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers...
Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.


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