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Mar 9, 2018

This product is meant for educational purposes only...
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed...

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept...
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers...
We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular but at least they bank. Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers do not give us law. We receive not the gladsome light of jurisprudence, but rather precedents, objections,...

We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws,...
We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness that gets out of hand,...

Welcome to Utah. If you think our liquor laws are funny,...
Welcome to Utah. If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!


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