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Mar 24, 2018

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your...
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

You auto buy now.
You auto buy now.

"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya...
"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild Ones"

You buttered your bread, now lie in it!
You buttered your bread, now lie in it!

You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard. A justice...
You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard. A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill. In the municipal courts, he will cost you ten. In the circuit or superior courts, he wants fifteen. The state appellate courts or...


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