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Mar 29, 2018

Blow it out your ear.
Blow it out your ear.

Blue paint today. [Funny to Jack Slingwine,...
Blue paint today. [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]

Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the...
Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.
Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.

Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't...
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.


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