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Dec 1, 2019

When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs...
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it...

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when...
When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.

When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again. The fans with...
When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again. The fans with the cigars and the hats turned down'll be there, but no more housewives and little men in the street and foreign presidents. It's goin' to be back to the fighter who comes to town, smells a flower, visits...


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