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May 30, 2019

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for...
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty

THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! ...
THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! Plans to "Eat it later"

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.

The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass...
The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry, and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question...

The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and...
The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and Sam Dill. It is the single most popular pickle variety today, enjoyed throughout the free world by man, woman and child alike. An astounding 350 billion kosher dills are eaten each year, averaging out to almost 1/4...


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