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May 31, 2019

Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into...
Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two categories: (1) Not enough and (2) Too much. -- Ann Landers

Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind...
Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge as good as any other. -- Philippe De Remi

Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more...
Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them. -- Arnould

Women give to men the very gold of their lives. Possibly;...
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. Possibly; but they invariably want it back in such very small change. -- Wilde

Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little crying,...
Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little crying, a little dying -- and a good deal of lying. -- Ansey


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