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Feb 14, 2006

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to...
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz

Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede...
Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil. "Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote." Having abstained, they are presented with a President who appoints...

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge,...
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile;...

Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase...
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

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