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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with
themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
                -- Susan Ertz
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2042 of 3566

Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that
politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.  "Tweedledum
and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote."  Having abstained, they
are presented with a President who appoints the people who are going to
rummage around in their lives for the next four years.  Consider all
the people who sat home in a stew in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert
Humphrey.  They showed Humphrey.  Those people who taught Hubert
Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when
Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the
black.
                -- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2043 of 3566

Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there
is particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined,
myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in
the trade.  But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my
unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You
will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as
dead as a door-nail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2044 of 3566

Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2045 of 3566

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap
pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2046 of 3566

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2047 of 3566

Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays it insists on it.
                -- Russell Baker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2048 of 3566

Misfortune, n.:
        The kind of fortune that never misses.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2049 of 3566

Miss, n.:
        A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that
they are in the market.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2050 of 3566

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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