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Apr 21, 2013

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." --...
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of the idea of a doomsday machine. "I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -- "Friday's Child", when...

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take...
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.

I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And...
I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor

I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry...
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough,...
I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough, you will eventually have more than 255 of almost *anything*.... -- A. Lyman Chapin


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