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Sep 8, 2016

I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone...
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't...
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

I love mankind ... It's people I hate. --...
I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known...
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. --...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"
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