Freebsd Fortunes 4

I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then
someone takes them away.
                -- Nancy Mitford

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.
It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
                -- Schulz

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
                -- Walt Disney

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
                -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"

I love treason but hate a traitor.
                -- Gaius Julius Caesar

I love you more than anything in this world.  I don't expect that will last.
                -- Elvis Costello

I love you, not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
                -- Roy Croft

I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might
commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it
irresistible.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"

I married beneath me.  All women do.
                -- Lady Nancy Astor