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Fortune: 931 - 940 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  931 of 1105

Sodd's Second Law:
        Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
        bound to occur.
 
Linux Definitions:  932 of 1105

Software, n.:
        Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
 
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Some points to remember [about animals]:
        (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
            hippopotamuses;
        (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
            front of your clothes;
        (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs
            you have just kicked.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
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spagmumps, n.:
        Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Linux Definitions:  935 of 1105

Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
        The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
        number of times you have looked at it.
 
Linux Definitions:  936 of 1105

Spence's Admonition:
        Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
 
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Spirtle, n.:
        The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
                -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
 
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Spouse, n.:
        Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
        wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
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squatcho, n.:
        The button at the top of a baseball cap.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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standards, n.:
        The principles we use to reject other people's code.
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