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Freebsd Fortunes:  1991 of 3566

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called
upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1992 of 3566

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
                -- Wernher von Braun
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1993 of 3566

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1994 of 3566

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
                -- Samuel Butler
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1995 of 3566

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
                -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1996 of 3566

Man, n.:
        An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks
he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which,
however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole
habitable earth and Canada.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1997 of 3566

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it
is an enemy.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1998 of 3566

Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor:   "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
          don't think, right?"
                -- Dr. Who
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1999 of 3566

Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history,
dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive
man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the
air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first
primitive umpire.

What inner force drove this first athlete?  Your guess is as good as
mine.  Better, probably, because you haven't had four beers.
                -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2000 of 3566

Manual, n.:
        A unit of documentation.  There are always three or more on a
given item.  One is on the shelf; someone has the others.  The
information you need in in the others.
                -- Ray Simard
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