Daily FortunesOct 26, 2014
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're...
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,
go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These
days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire
to crudeness...
-- Johnny Mnemonic
If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they...
If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
-- Attorney General William Saxbe
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop...
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
It's...
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
It's not time yet.
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 26, 2014
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