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Oct 15, 2014

Real programmers don't write in PL/1. PL/1 is for programmers...
Real programmers don't write in PL/1. PL/1 is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.

Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport that...
Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is O.K., and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.

Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or...
Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
Hollerith got us into this hole mess!

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