| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1066 of 2327 |
If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
-- Attorney General William Saxbe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1067 of 2327 |
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1068 of 2327 |
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1069 of 2327 |
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
It's not time yet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1070 of 2327 |
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1071 of 2327 |
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
-- Lily Tomlin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1072 of 2327 |
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his
helmet off.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign
itself to going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1073 of 2327 |
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
-- Ernest Hemingway
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1074 of 2327 |
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three wrongs.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1075 of 2327 |
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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