Daily FortunesOct 16, 2014
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll...
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last
car he ever lays down in front of.
-- George Wallace
If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified,
let him become...
If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified,
let him become president of Harvard.
-- Edward Holyoke
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers...
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 16, 2014
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