Daily Fortunes

Mar 9, 2007

Chicagoan: "So, where're you from?" Hoosier: ...
Chicagoan: "So, where're you from?" Hoosier: "What's wrong with Indiana?"

Chicken Little was right.
Chicken Little was right.

Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal...
Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother. -- Arthur Naiman

Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers...
Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them...
Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.

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